and many friends would like me to share them.
Surely, many value my secrets for their fashionable
nature as well as for their intrinsic value. My secrets
are continuously inquired and gossiped about.
My most conspicuous secret, in particular,
is very much in vogue since it's massive,
and it's shines beautifully.
Secreting is what I do.
And it's handled as pure gold"
An ode to contemporary reality TV